So at Camp once this kid comes up to me and tries to stump me like a gangsta bein’ all
“Hey Hodge-Podge, what’s the meaning of life?”
And without skipping a beat or thinking about it I blurted out “Other People”.
And I dunno I just always sort of liked that, even if I didn’t put much thought into it I think it’s a pretty accurate answer.
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
i had the sudden and shocking realization this morning that some people have never heard the ‘oh where is my hairbrush’ song and don’t automatically sing it in their heads when they’re looking for something
whY IS THERE A CUCUMBER IN A SHOWER
This song. Oh god.
Or The Cheeseburger Song.
“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”