iwashitbyacartoday:

So at Camp once this kid comes up to me and tries to stump me like a gangsta bein’ all
“Hey Hodge-Podge, what’s the meaning of life?”
And without skipping a beat or thinking about it I blurted out “Other People”.
And I dunno I just always sort of liked that, even if I didn’t put much thought into it I think it’s a pretty accurate answer.
Fight me.

onlylolgifs:

“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

watchtheskytonight:

I’m cry

watchtheskytonight:

I’m cry

leewahh:

smeagolsprecious:

panda-pandamonium:

mymphr:

megaparsecs:

borgevino:

i had the sudden and shocking realization this morning that some people have never heard the ‘oh where is my hairbrush’ song and don’t automatically sing it in their heads when they’re looking for something

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whY IS THERE A CUCUMBER IN A SHOWER

Because he took a shower and now needs to find his hairbrush.

Obviously.

This song. Oh god.

Or The Cheeseburger Song.

synecdoche:

“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”
“Me too.”