jaykay23: dirtylittlestyleswhore: noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward ohhhmygod 2012 Olympic swimming is porn.
aclockworkhayley: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs the official font is comic sans and the poster was made with rose art.
johnnytightlips: There’s nothing quite like a tattoo of words in a language you don’t speak or understand
itsbetterthananal: i think i should just carry a pillow around and everytime somebody asks why im carrying a pillow i smack them in the face with it with a completely blank expression
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
furrys: im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
I really do not see the point into forcing myself...
axereels: i don’t know how I feel about laws but I know that when you pick up a gun you are making a conscious decision to have the power to end someone’s life instantly and I don’t think anyone deserves that
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
meggannn: fourtris-divergent: One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!” #i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
theonceandfuturecarpenter: westernkanye: my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman omg
John Green's tumblr: On Having Figured Out the... →
fishingboatproceeds: “Why, for example, do the great writers use anticipation instead of surprise? Because surprise is merely an instrument of the unusual, whereas anticipation of a consequence enlarges our understanding of what is happening. Look at a point of land over which the sun is certain to rise, Coleridge…
: phantasrs: Once during a camping trip I was on,... →
phantasrs: Once during a camping trip I was on, me and a couple other girls were talking about celebrities before sleeping. I mentioned that I was a huge fan of Björk and that I sort of had a crush on her. A girl on the other side of the tent piped up: Did I mean a “girl crush”? No, I meant…
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. GURL LET ME SLEEEP
circletines: sext: I walk into your room, covered head to toe. I sit down and give you a lap dance. I begin to take off my high heels and fishnets, showing my smooth sexy legs. I slowly take off my corset, revealing my gorgeous, curvy body. I then unravel the delicate scarf around my face, revealing thin lips, a large nose, brown eyes, and short bleach blonde hair, the face of Marshal Mathers...
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jawn-lennon: Prank Call - Neutral Milk Hotel...